“I was freestyling…That's all…That is what MC's do…They freestyle when called upon…And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold.”
That was a quote from Shaq this morning after word broke out about is “Kobe Rap”. Now I really could care less about Kazaam lyrically assisinating Kobe (by the way, if Kobe wants to get back at Shaq he should really commit to making public appearances dressed as geanie, responding to every question by yelling “KAAAAZZZZZAAAAAMMMM!), what I really care about is the fact that Shaq has two platinum albums and two gold albums to go along with some championship rings. So I’m dropping my work and finding out: a) what albums are these and b) where does this rank shaq in the pantheon of musicians.
Well my fact checker aka wikipedia shows me Kazaam is lying, only one platinum album, Shaq Diesel, and three gold albums entitled “You cant stop the reign”, “Shaq Fu: Da Return”, and “The best of Shaquille O’Neal.” Take that and stuff it in your geanie bottle!
In terms of music, lets just say the platinum Shaq Diesel can cozy up next to Snow: 12 inches.
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