I rhyme with my time so i get paid

(The title has nothing to do with this blog...i just felt like tupac for a second)

This morning I was watching saved by the bell, as I usually do on saturday mornings (thank the lord for the WB becasue my life would be incomplete without Reba and Saved By the Bell), and anways I became kind of ill. Yeah physically ill, you see it was the episode where Zach gets the cheap class rings (which is hilarious because everyone is all about class rings) and they are false gold yah dee yah dee yah. So if you are an avid Saved By the Bell watcher you know that this episode happens to lie within the 12 episodes where Kelly and Jessie are gone and both are replaced by the biker chick, Tori. The episode is good funny and out of touch, however, i became ill at the sight of a Zach and Tori kiss at the end of the episode. Come on Zach, really.....Tori!? You go from Kelly to Tori, I have a problem with this. In fact I have a problem with Zach's dating period during the whole freaking 12 episodes. First its the new girl Joanna, then the girl in the wheel chair and then Tori. Its like the producers were trying to hook zach up with anything that walks or wheels, when they should have just said, listen, no one is hotter than Kelly Kapowski, lets say she did an abroad thing, drop her name every episode by having Slater ask Zach how Kelly was and set it up for the bumpy ride of the college years a year later. Thats a way better deal than watching the coolest characheter since Sam Malone (watch Cheers) lower his standards. At the very least introduce a character somewhere in Kellys orbit, its freakin SoCal, there has to be better looking and a lot less manly girls than Tori at Bayside High! In fact I know there is because in the afformentioned episode they all hang out with Screech when he takes down the slimy ring guy. And thats all i got...