The Daryl Hall of Fame

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the inagural induction ceremony for the Daryl Hall of Fame. In case you did not know what a daryl is lets just say its someone who sports any combo of a mullet, a use of spray on tan, popped collar, croakie, pink shirts, and camo hats with polo shirts amongst other things. Onto the 2008 Class of Daryls:



Guy with the rolling meth lab

A man whose name we do not know, established himself as an inagural daryl as he shut down east and westbound lanes of an interstate in Baton Rouge, LA when his "mobile methlab" blew up as he cruised down the highway. A truely darlyesqu acheivement...welcome to the club.

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Cubs Fans

Welcome to Darly Hall of Fame and I hope you never win a world series. (Apologies to my friends who happen to stand the cubs, its baseball season).



The Guy who established Purdue University

A sincere honor to induct whomever this may be for Purdue has produced more daryls and darylettes than any other institution the world. And also a warm welcome to this man's co-inductee, the guy who invented the phrase Boiler Up.



The 5 guys who walk in front me on tuesdays as i walk back from class

You five gentlemen are fine examples of daryls...with your matching shiny sunglass with attached croakies, coordinated salmon colored ralph lauren shirts, off green shorts, and of course sperry topsiders. You five are perfect daryls and im sure you enjoy each other's darylness every evening at the frat house as you sit around talking about last nights cirlce j....um sorry sorry im getting carried away...anyways welcome to the club pull up a chair next to boiler up guy.



Roger Clemens

In lue of recent events...you are a daryl and stay way from our the little darylettes.

The "You gotta drink that Sh#@ PYAAAAAAH" Guy from the silver derby
Welcome to the hall buddy....and remember you gotta drink that Sh#@!
PYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!



So thats our inagural class of daryls. And now onto our key note speaker and president of the our proud institution.....Kyle Orton..