I rhyme with my time so i get paid

(The title has nothing to do with this blog...i just felt like tupac for a second)

This morning I was watching saved by the bell, as I usually do on saturday mornings (thank the lord for the WB becasue my life would be incomplete without Reba and Saved By the Bell), and anways I became kind of ill. Yeah physically ill, you see it was the episode where Zach gets the cheap class rings (which is hilarious because everyone is all about class rings) and they are false gold yah dee yah dee yah. So if you are an avid Saved By the Bell watcher you know that this episode happens to lie within the 12 episodes where Kelly and Jessie are gone and both are replaced by the biker chick, Tori. The episode is good funny and out of touch, however, i became ill at the sight of a Zach and Tori kiss at the end of the episode. Come on Zach, really.....Tori!? You go from Kelly to Tori, I have a problem with this. In fact I have a problem with Zach's dating period during the whole freaking 12 episodes. First its the new girl Joanna, then the girl in the wheel chair and then Tori. Its like the producers were trying to hook zach up with anything that walks or wheels, when they should have just said, listen, no one is hotter than Kelly Kapowski, lets say she did an abroad thing, drop her name every episode by having Slater ask Zach how Kelly was and set it up for the bumpy ride of the college years a year later. Thats a way better deal than watching the coolest characheter since Sam Malone (watch Cheers) lower his standards. At the very least introduce a character somewhere in Kellys orbit, its freakin SoCal, there has to be better looking and a lot less manly girls than Tori at Bayside High! In fact I know there is because in the afformentioned episode they all hang out with Screech when he takes down the slimy ring guy. And thats all i got...

An update and my vids of the week

Good saturday morning to you all..first off i have found a couple new blogs that deal with tunes by some old friends...these links are below and im pretty sure that some of you who kill time at work reading my non sense can kill even more time by reading their non sense so here are the links enjoy:


http://www.coolisimportant.blogspot.com/ by one Matt Bloem (just started)

http://www.musicisforloversblog.com/ by one Josh Chambers (quality tunes here)


Well I was perusing my own blog recently and I went to the first post and saw that what happened to my blog was not what i meant to happen. So to make ammends let me share some of the latest events that have gone down in the red stick:

-Jill and I scored a coon hound (classic southern pooch) who barks and bays and damages our apartment but loves us dearly and serves as birth control for jill and i

-I recently was told that Barack Obama was the anti-chrsit and I shouldn't vote for him to which i responded, well if he really is the anti-christ i dont think voting for McCain is going to keep him out of office

-I found one place that sells PBR and cannot buy there with an out of state liscense because the cashier told me its against a national law to buy with an out of state liscense (this futhers my beleif that people think the confederation will rise again, i bet if i was from south of the mason dixon line i could have bought PBR, then again no one south of dixie drinks PBR so i was screwed both ways)

-Crawfish is the most amazing thing ever (only boiled though)

-People in the south are afraid of black people..i know this because jill and i are moving to a neighborhood of mixed races and people have told us to take every precaution besides buying a weapon ( and im pretty sure they didnt tell us that because they assume we already own one)

-Everyone thinks yankees are pricks....no were just not 35 years behind the ball

-There is a plethora of Hummers around here

-Concealed weapons are legal here, without a CWP

-Every tuesday at school im told to repent and not have sex with guys because the big man is coming back (apparently this will be set into motion by Obamas presidency)

-Its warm...warm to the point where im chilly if its not above 65....this is problematic because my ideal tempearture window has shrunk...up north the ideal temp is 45-80 down heres its 65-85....the high window is about the same because whens it is above 80 your sweating balls no matter where youre at.

-When it rains it f'ing pours...literally...not figuratively

So thats about it, its been a good semsester and i look forward to living in the scary neighborhood next year....so on to some links/vids (since the semester has ended ive been killing alot of time on the internet looking at videos...here are some of this weeks favs)

Daily show link of the week

Its a tie between tuesday and wednesdays episodes...jon stewart on the wv elections...quotes are unreal...now i know why the founding fathers set up the electoral college


Go to the 1:20 mark and be awed by all that is Jon Stewart:


Bo Ryan crankin' the Soulja Boy


and your akon video of the week



Well that will about do it folks

All the Eucher one can handle

Lounging at home today, after listening to the brew crew lose by giving up 6 in the 7th thanks to ned yosts amazing descision to keep ben sheets after already giving up a bomb and single in three batters (i only blame ned yost for losses now and will continue to do this until he is gone.....i like to call this the mike sherman phase) when I decided to walk to the mailbox and pick up the copy of SI which has just begun to appear in my mailbox for the past three weeks. Well this month there is a story on the Brewers and I open to the page and bam i see corey hart and jj hardy playin ping pong shirtless....not a bad pic entices the ladies. Then i look around and what or rather who do I see. Well I dont want to ruin it for you so Ill just tell you take a gander on the right side of the picture and see whose moosenuckle is coming out dem der hey dolphin shorts.......Have a great day...

Oh yeah, by the way I hope to one day re-create this picture with knockdown and bcatt....short straw rocks the moose knuckle!

you dont hate him...yeah i do hate him

As some of you know I am an American Idol viewer, or fan, whatever...anyways tonight this cat named Jason Castro, a white dude with huge dreads, came out singing Bob Marley's "I shot the sheriff", which could be cool except for the fact that in the pre song interview he said "Im going to sing Bob Marley....go figure...haha". At this point I was like, dousche bag. Then he came out on stage with a guitar he didnt play and wearing marley signature blue denim jacket and jeans....respect gone (there wasnt much left).....and his performance was God awful. After the judges verbally abused him and asked him why did you do that, he replied "I was singing BOB MARLEY YEAH." This kid needs to be taken to the slums by Sean Kingston, and then left there to die. Anyways there are only two explanations for this. One, hes wasted or two, hes trying to get run off the show. Well, Ill post the youtube link tomorrow so you can hate him as much as I do and there is my American Idol blog for the 2008 calendar year.